Joke

I have to write this joke on Croatian because half of aw are Croatians, but the rest of you can translate it easily on google translator.

Bili Mujo i gubavac u zatvoru u istoj ćeliji i odluče nakon nekog vrimena pobić..
Pokušava gubavac iskočit kroz prozor, dok se penja otpadne mu ruka. Pokušava razbit vrata, otpadne mu i druga. Pokuša se provuć kroz rešetke, otpadne mu noga. Proba razvalit zadnjon nogon rešetke, otpadne mu i ona.. Kaže mu Mujo: 'Gubavi, bogati, još malo i ti si vanka'


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作者： Cold Case, 06.10.2016 at 12:34

Translate,google translate sucks

A guy called Mujo and some leper were in same prison cell. One day they decide to escape.
The leper tries first. Firstly he tried to jump on window, but one of his hands falls off. Then he tries to break the door, another hand falls off.
After that he tried to squeeze through the grid, but then one of his legs fallen off. And he tries with his last leg to break the grid, but the last leg falls off too.
Then Mujo shouted: 'Wow, leper, you're almost out dude'