Free tunder3 - Fruit's prison experience

Fellow infidels and brothers in zizouism, I make this post today to call for the release of my dear friend Tunder3, in my absence it appears injustice has been able to thrive. The AW prison system, also known as the BAN system(Bolshevik and Nationalist system - which reflects its primary policing force) has long been known as corrupt and secretive. Today, I would like to shed some light on this with a story of my personal struggle with the BAN system. Some years ago as I was leading a sermon for the church of zizou in Prague some police suddenly broke down the door fully armed calling for my arrest, which I would like to remind you is violation of international law. The zizouists within the church shocked and armed themselves attacked the invaders in defense of their prophet, having home advantage and the grand church of zizou in Prague doubling for a fortress, we were able to easily repel the AW police. I ordered for one of them to be brought to me for interrogation, the man they brought me went by the name Clovek at the time and told me the assault was ordered by none other than Caulerpa's enforcer; VRIL. I looked into this and found out that despite the prison system being assumed a public system in which justice is served to ill-doers of AW, it was in fact a privatized and independent front of Warborn-Dalmati, however the leader of the prison was not Caulerpa or Pinheiro, but rather VRIL the aforementioned enforcer of Dalmati who was not even a part of the AW police force at the time.

Now, Warborn-Dalmati is long since gone due to the SRB(kingdom of zizou) crusade against WBL, and Dalmati assumed to have been driven underground(which leads to many conspiracy theories as to their influence on the world still remaining but I am not going to talk about that today) but one thing remains for certain, VRIL is still the chairman of the AW prison and profits from people being imprisoned in the system, put into forced labor camps within the maximum security complex and being subsidized by Amok's pile of protocoins. I fear my dear friend Tunder3 has been subjected to this treacherous scheme, and I would like to call for his release.
In any case, let's get back to my story. So here I stand, in front of the church of zizou in Prague with a pile of bodies both zizouist who would get a proper burial and the infidels who would be dumped into the nearest river wondering what they could possibly have forged to try and imprison me. I continued to question Clovek, trying many different techniques which produced no results, finally I had to call on the last resort and fly the Greek diplomat to Prague to deal with him. We found out over the course of a few days that they had used the excuse of my history and the crusade I called as the reasoning to imprison me, so I set up a meeting with the AW elite within the law enforcement system. My council informed me that it would be dangerous, as they wanted me gone they could simply assassinate me, to which I informed them that I was a religious leader and protected by zizou's divine grace so I did not fear for my life. I sent the Greek diplomat on his way back to Byzantia and headed to the designated meeting spot deep within Dalmati-WBL territory.

I stood there in an alley of the poverty and filth ridden lands near what appeared to be a liquor store that only sold vodka and some fellows doing competitive squats nearby. A shadowy figure appeared, I could smell the corruption emanating from him; the distinct smell of Dalmati-WBL. He drew nearer and his face became distinguishable, it was clearly Sificvoid, he continued walking closer and within seconds we were standing face to face. He greeted me and started laughing with a snort, held his arm up as if to send a signal, suddenly laser sights from all over were pointed at my face; I am just glad they were polite enough not to point it in my eyes or I could be telling this story blind right now. I didn't say a word, they took me into custody and took me into a holding cell where VRIL walked in with a brand bearing numbers on it. I asked him rhetorically why he was at the prison if he wasn't an officer, he did not respond but seemed to smile. He put the brand on my body and initially had trouble as my Czech pornstar body is as hard as any metal, he would be forced to weld it onto me if he wished to number me. Soon enough though my skin gave way and he was able to leave a mark to which I still have to this day. After this, there was a grueling week of pure darkness, pushed into a cell with no outside light but a window shaped with the words "You are banned, have a nice day." which the moonlight or sunlight would shine through to show in the pure dark.

They would make work during the day making fraudulent SP and Protocoins, this is where the biggest profit comes from the prison. After a while of intensive labor throughout the day and isolation in the cell I started to hear voices, unlike the normal voice of Lord Zizou speaking to me with his silent embrace. Eventually I was able to decipher what he was saying, his accent was thick from Dalmati dialect but I could understand him decently enough. He only went by the name guest, and I could tell his soul remained uncorrupted by Dalmati-WBL training after talking to him for a bit. I requested a call to the outside world which he was generous enough to give me, I attempted to call call my dear friend Aristosseur to try to get me out diplomatically, unfortunately the phone was silent and it seems he was arrested in flight to byzantia and detained nearby, funnily enough a few cells near me but you cannot hear anything from within the cells so we could not communicate. I had to find another way out, I consulted the generous person who let me have my phone call and pleaded for his help, at first he rejected but after a day or two of convincing(I promised to save his soul and give it to lord zizou if he helped me) he was willing to cooperate. I had him arrange a meeting with the higher-ups to keep them distracted and he let me have free access to the phone, to which I used to contact my right hand man VAGlNEER and arrange for an assault on the prison at a designated time. The clock passed 12:00, I could hear the loud pitched snorts of the Dalmati meeting so I was certain guest had fulfilled his part of the deal. Suddenly, a loud explosion as the walls nearby my cell busted open and I saw the face of NCM, he assured me VAGlNEER was with him but honestly it was way too dark to tell. I quickly got Aristo out of his cell and we escaped before the Dalmati could respond, into our SRBicopter and flew back to Prague. This would not be my last run in with the AW police, however it would be the last time I would visit that prison so far. I hope to visit this prison one last time and liberate everyone in it one day, but this is not my goal for today. My only goal is to call for a diplomatic release of my comrade tunder3, and so I leave this here for your consideration.

Thank you,
Grand Vizier Fruit

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I am unfamiliar with the dialect of zizou so correct me if my translation is wrong: "Ban with VRIl, unban Tunder3!" Yes?

I read it all, great read.

Such a wonderful story. I am glad you were able to return and tell the tale. If one has faith in Lord Zizou, one can accomplish anything.

>inb4 another locked thread by VRIL

作者： Skittzophrenic, 23.01.2014 at 21:08

>inb4 another locked thread by VRIL

50 Protocoins says its meester

I actually lolled. Shame zizou was only good for cyprus late turn rushing.

Support?
Was i need to do here is unknown, but Tunder is a pretty nice guy so i guess ima support the diplomatic mission to free tunder from prison

>Mfw You can recall these events
>Mfw Afterwind has fallen to shit because lack of belief in Zizou

Purge the heretic mods!

作者： Guest, 25.01.2014 at 14:31

>Mfw Afterwind has fallen to shit because lack of belief in Zizou

Off-Topic, at least. Fear not brothers, I shall work to fix these lands once so prosperous.

We want more stories like this one!

EDIT: And reading all this, I have to admit to you SRB guys, you really did make this game more interesting. I realised it when you stopped being active.

Great Read. More, Fruit. Perhaps you will rise again in AW....and thankfully all guests have random numbers after the name to remain anonymous and avoid retaliation

作者： Caulerpa, 26.01.2014 at 12:22

We want more stories like this one!

EDIT: And reading all this, I have to admit to you SRB guys, you really did make this game more interesting. I realised it when you stopped being active.

I miss you all. Dalmati, SRB, BM..

This. Was. Amazing. :3

Zizou has come to me in a dream and said ''accept changes'' he also said ''trust in Fruit, he will bring back fun to aw''

Shame SRB is gone. I can imagine how funny AW was with SRB now xD

The zizou believers are dead , they killed our god , those damn mods and admins they took his power and made him weak, then they shot him right in front of all of aw players , and then gave zizou god chair to the damn amok lover "TopHat" who now sits in the god chair... and then they gave him the aw police power , Now all aw players and the whole community , are slaves for the damn aw police , they sent us to the dark ages , this un games rose and killed aw more and more and the evil mods won ... the zizou power is lost..... forever....

作者： bullet86, 31.01.2014 at 07:09

Shame SRB is gone. I can imagine how funny AW was with SRB now xD

I know right ;_;

I was late to the golden age i saw the final moments of greatness and then it all went to shit, hopefully one day a new messiah will rise and bring us back to the light.

RIP Tunder3

Locked...
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